I'm working on editing the responses our lawyer has prepared for the lawsuit, and I think the stress must be getting to me, because I have the uncontrollable urge to include things like:
1) Denied. However, we fully and freely admit the Plaintiff's mother was a hamster. Furthermore, based on information and belief, we admit the Plaintiff's father smelt of elderberries.
2) Denied. We also deny having ever waved our genitalia at the Plaintiff's mother.
3) Admitted. We further admit the Plaintiff is a money-grubbing, mouth-breathing moron.
4) Denied. However, we admit the Plaintiff's grandfather's work was DOO-DOO.
5) Denied. We further deny that these are the droids the Plaintiff is looking for.
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