July 2 - We move in.
July 30 - AT&T finally installs
all their wire, and we have internet. Glorious internet!
August 2
- Some douchebag contractor accidentally cuts the newly-installed lines. No more
internets for us.
August 6 - AT&T says not to worry, they've
fixed it all! But it turns out they completely swapped our connection with
someone else's. We start getting calls for some Random Dude, and we still don't
have DSL service because Random Dude wasn't subscribed. I resist the urge to
tell callers Random Dude was arrested for streaking a daycare
playground.
August 9 - AT&T finally gets the connections
sorted out. Yay internet!
August 10 - But...wait...it's down. Why
is it down? What happened? It was working at 1:30 PM, WHERE DID MAH INTERNETS
GO? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
August
11 - After keeping Todd on the phone for over an hour, AT&T has no idea
why our connection has gone tits up again. But not to worry, they're going to
get someone out to check the network by 6 PM...ON FRIDAY.
So, to sum it
up, in the 40 days we've lived in the new house, we've had an internet
connection for 3.5 days. And two of those days, we were out of town. When you
put it like that, what's two more days? Right?
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