Some Things I've Learned From This Experience:
- Single parents are superhuman.
- There's no use crying over spilt milk, unless it happens to be milk you spent time and effort (not to mention pain) pumping from your boobs, and carelessly knocked over while preparing bottles. Crying over that makes perfect sense.
- The cat will always barf on the rug while you're too busy to clean it up. And hours later, you will always step in the cold, squishy pile of forgotten vomit.
- But the dog will always be there to helpfully clean it all up.
- ...And you will honestly be grateful to him.
- The temptation to drink heavily is inversely proportional the amount of time you actually have available for drinking.
Dude, this is EXACTLY how I feel.
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