They're currently working on installing a brand new, shiny phone system at my
office. They were supposed to be done two and a half hours ago, but I think
they're having some trouble sorting out the ancient, decrepit system of lines
with which we currently operate. The problem, I keep saying, is that I'm pretty
sure our entire office building was wired by squirrels - squirrels outfitted
with little collars and released into the walls to drag wires wherever their
little furry brains felt was the quickest route to the peanuts some technician
was holding at the phone jack or outlet.
You should hear my theories on
how they ran the ductwork.
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